February 2012
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
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sadpenis:
i don’t form any political opinions because i laugh at poop too much and im a 10 years old who just got his braces off.
maybe one day i’ll grow up, but for now, i enjoy staying oblivious because the world is fucked up and i just like watching videos of lil kids throwing up during chorus.
itchy-sweaters:
violentblowjobs:
i was more surprised by his voice than the pencils.
what
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Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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Phouto
M‘Quote
Libnk
Chalt
Aurdio
(Video.)
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
tltty:
farting in the shower and then taking a huge whiff of the aroma as the hot steam magnifies the scent
segregaytion:
he’s seen more shit that a war veteran
lolinternets:
praystation3:
what does a boner feel like
I HAVE THE POWEERRRRRRRR
yo man do you smoke?
naw i smoke fools like you on tha bball court
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HAH MY GIRLFRIEND HAS AGREED TO WATCH STAR WARS WITH ME.
I should probably drop some people that are “friends”
sadpenis:
buys a red car and names it carmander
I’m gonna start subtweeting on tumblr now how cool will that be
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
lawlstar:
let’s all just take this moment to appreciate my spanish teacher’s profile pictures on facebook..